The IF I MAKE IT TOAD - "NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME"

The potential here is creativity, artistic expression and forever the Romantic
Things bog down when the Romantic expects special treatment and turns into an Outsider.

Hazy Self Image: "I'm different and special"
Motive: To avoid emotional history
(At first encounter, this specimen creates a great escape until the alluring mystery is done at your expense...

Characteristics:

Often changes appearance & alters the terrain
Secretive & mysterious
Tells exciting toad tales about his/her suffering
Swims in many directions to be understood 

Hops temporarily to new geographical areas
Often found dramatically recuperating
Obsessed with body temperature
Retreats from menial tasks
Avoids routine bog duties and chores
Sends dramatic shock-waves thru the swamp

Resists direction and instruction 
Invents new ways to deflect self examination
Pattern of calling for a swamp rescue

Illuminates a charming social presence
Mastered at dodging accountability
Chortles eagerly about the shortcomings of others 

Known to disappear from the daily hop of duty
Submerges under performance pressure 
Skilled at glamming up the landscape
Assumes a stance "unique from the rest"

Turns green from envy 
Back-flips for extra care & attention
Often croaks that others have it better 
Without supervison, swirls easily into dark waters 

Paralyzes in action when anxious
Stirred by tales of swimming away from the mainstream
Leaps to the calls of fringe life or the swamp's upper class 

At risk for drowning in fantasy if left alone too long
Leaves a trail of bad romances...

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